Rocker LITA FORD is cashing in on KRISTEN STEWART and DAKOTA FANNING's upcoming RUNAWAYS biopic by pitching a new idea for a reality TV show chronicling her life on the road.
Ford, who is portrayed by child star Alessandra Torresani in new film Cherry Bomb, refused to have anything to do with the movie - but hopes talk about it will boost her own chances of landing a TV series.
The rocker thinks tourbus life with her husband Jim Gillette and their kids is perfect for TV.
She says, "My eight year old is in the top bunk and he's got Elmo on his hand and he's peeking over the door with Elmo but the language that is coming out of Elmo's mouth is not appropriate for children that are eight years old.
"Rocko is in the top bunk, and he's eight years old, and he's got Elmo and he is going, 'Hey, you a**holes! Hey I'm up here,' and he's sneaking over the door. So I'm thinking to myself, 'Reality show.' This is really f**king funny.
"My other son has pooped in a bag because you're not supposed to poop on the bus. He pooped in this bag and I told him to tie the bag shut so you can't smell anything, but he didn't. He just left this bag of poop in the bathroom and the whole bus smells like s**t and I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, this is definitely a reality show.'"
But she insists there won't be a lot of wild antics: "Everyone is clean and sober and nobody drinks a damn thing except for a glass of wine before the show and that's it."

The ‘Twilight Saga: New Moon’ has had something of a style transformation in recent months since making it big as an A-list Hollywood star and her stylist Tara Swennen says she’s willing to try anything.
She added: “She’s comfortable in her own style and has a natural edge to her, but when she’s in the mood she likes to go elegant.”
Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana also agree, saying: “It’s Kristen’s desire to experiment that puts her in a league of her own, as she effortlessly manages to pull of an uber-cool look every time.”
The pair are such big fans of the new film they even co-hosted a special screening of it in New York.
The men behind Proenza Schouler also said they thought 19-year-old Kristen had a “strong individualism” and “a self-awareness beyond her years”.
Kristen has previously spoken about how much her style has changed.
She said: “I have grown so much. The biggest change for me has been sort of opening up.”

Most found it surprising last week when some movie critics bashed “New Moon,” but director Chris Weitz says he wasn’t surprised a bit.

Weitz tells Entertainment Weekly, “Nothing surprises me in terms of reviews. Having been a reviewer myself, there are only two ways to spin this story. You can either be the one guy who says this is a great movie, or more likely, take a more jaundiced view of the whole thing.”

He continued, “And given the media blitz that has accompanied ‘New Moon,’ it’s rather unsurprising. I do wish there was more appreciation for cinematographer Javier Aguirresarobe. I think he’s a genius, and I think he made something beautiful.”

Chris says he is just relieved fans embraced the sequel, which earned $285 million worldwide in its opening weekend.

source: celebrity-gossip.net